February 2012
336 posts
dadfather:
“I was born in the wrong decade”
you’re right; you should have been born in the 1350s in Europe, at the height of the Bubonic Plague
I went to church today...
fussybabybitch:
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Tweet me, not.
openstacks:
One time on twitter, there was a trending topic of #lessexcitingbandnames and I wanted to join in on the fun and I tweeted:
No one retweeted me. I thought it was hilarious. I hate the internet.
billyfishkins:
skinny people
“im so fat i can never wear revealing clothing because my fat will show ugh ugh fat ugh”
morbidly obese people
*wears leggings and crop tops*
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saddeer:
4794:
when a girl cherry pops is the cherry an audible sound?
yeah it sounds like your father crying in the distance
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i have never seen girl interrupted because too many people have seen it and are obsessed with it
and it would bother me because other people like it
and i have issues with other people like the same things as me
omg
gracie-loufreebush:
marchelly:
cheap-date:
sadfag:
the cheetah girls saved my life
there was a girl in my high school that actually felt this way
WHO
was it me?
alyssa grossi
before she found gaga
"You're a good drawer." →
wowfunniestposts:
“Thanks”
“I practice.”
Watchairblender:
(via jewishes1, blanklove)
daem0n:
oh man look at you youre wearing doc martens and a floral skirt gee whiz you are the most creative original ironic girl who ever lived i bow down to you
kanyevvest:
thewordevilisindevil:
kanyevvest:
i cant wait 2 reach my goal weight
this is probably the most offensive thing i’ve ever seen on the internet. people are fucking assholes. it’s completely ridiculous that people actually think this is okay to say. seriously? fuck off. i understand that the point is all of these already skinny girls want to lose weight so the skeleton would be...
sadfag:
the cheetah girls saved my life
there was a girl in my high school that actually felt this way
georgiasam:
I think of 2007 and I’m like “Yeah that was like three years ago that’s pretty recent” but then I realize
No it’s not
That was like five years ago
When did it get to be not 2010ish
What happened
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shorturl:
for the most boring film ever created in the history of history Napoleon Dynamite sure does get screen-capped a lot
my life is like napoleon dynamite. but less eventful.
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lickycat:
do u think there are any black conservative jews?
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openstacks:
Is there a Jewish dating site for girls who aren’t Jewish but are seeking single males, ages 21-28 YO, Jewish?
read my blog it's not that bad →
marchelly:
her blog is really sick read it
Parent: These years are the best of your life!
Me: wait what it gets worse
officialemmaz:
Lana Del Rey “Radio”
beyoncebeytwice:
the hunger games
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my dad walked behind me while i was reading about boob implants (for obvious or lack there of obvious reasons) and on the side there were pics of before and after breast implant pictures
now he thinks i’m a lesbian
“You are going to be really ugly and you will have no sense of humor but I guess...”
– God (via gwenstefanisblog)
thatsmoderatelyraven:
*sorta has a vision*
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homophobicorphan started following you
wow omg
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openstacks asked: omfg my life has reached an entirely new level of pathetic
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openstacks:
This is really embarrassing. I have...
overplayed:
Making jokes to distract from how unattractive I am
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you know those posts that are have a dead pan face of a person and then all around it are things like
“LOL, OMFG I’M DYING, LMFAOOO”
i don’t know about you, but i have no shame in laughing alone at my computer screen in something i actually find funny
and only reblog things that i actually laugh out loud to
alone in my room
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me: i believe in miracles
me: since you came along
me: you sexy thing
mirror:
me: you sexy thing, you
i will never be tired of doing nothing