January 2012
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Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
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*asian man walks by*
dad in an asian accent: oh kemosabi oh toyota honda TSUNAMI
Jan 1st
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December 2011
Dec 31st
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hyminh: RIP 2011 2011-2011
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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rumour: the thirst games
Dec 31st
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dot: are you a psychic?
lady: no, i'm not psychic
dot: DO YOU KNOW THE DEVIL? CAN YOU GIVE HIM A MESSAGE?
lady: no, i dont. but what would your message be?
dot: im READY TO MAKE A DEAL
Dec 31st
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allovermyblondesouth: im going to see a psychic tomorrow i hope she tells me im going to die soon
Dec 31st
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hoshaway: silly australians it’s not really new years until it’s new years in AMERICA
Dec 31st
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we'd probably liveblog the end of the world
omg earthquake!!!!
ahh my mom just got hit by a rock omg!!!!
rip mommy u were a good bitch
flood is coming!!
omg water is in my house
nO NOT MY COMPUter
it's ok i have service on my phone guys
OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
aw a fireman is here
he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
i ship it omg
otp; i know how to save a life
whoa the earth is like breaking open
byE
Dec 31st
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watevvr: cuz when ur 15 and someone on the internet tells you ur perfect ur gonna believe them
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africans: yo mama’s so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever and its very inspirational good for her
Dec 31st
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i added a new link to my page its everything tagged “i just wanna be jewish” true
Dec 31st
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radiobread2: you’re all the horniest group of virgins
Dec 31st
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why are graveyards so noisy? because of all the coffin.
Dec 31st
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shorturl: take a shot every time jason derulo says his own name
Dec 31st
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sourcechelseawoosh: in honor of 2011 i have wasted the final day of 2011 just like how i wasted every other day in 2011
Dec 31st
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friend: i got an A on my calculus test
friend: i got a hot boyfriend
friend: i had so much fun partying this weekend
me: one time i got four notes on a text post i made
Dec 31st
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redsuspenders: Tumblr: a place where teen girls try to out-sad each other
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Dec 30th
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“TALK SHIT GET HIT”
– Skinny white girls who have never gotten in a fight (via urlsr2mainstream)
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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fuck i was called into work but i need the money so
Dec 30th
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so the plan for today is to do nothing but watch the entire first season of being human because i got all 13 episodes yesterday for $20 fuck yiisssss i am looking foreward to 13 hours of uninterrupted time with sam huntington’s face
Dec 30th
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