March 2012
omg
the amount of money i spent in the last month
march is no spend money month
aintasuperhero:
nehzoomey:
how do 90% of people on tumblr even go outside without being offended by a blade of grass or something
some people don’t have grass where they live, check ur privilege
threesomemafia:
i hate everyone
mostly just myself though
me: i'm so bored please someone text me help save me jesus
someone: hi
me: ugh not you
February 2012
pointy-earedbastard:
samstopswinging:
the-hypocritical-critic:
meganninwonderland:
pizzaforpresident:
Meryl Streep could play my mother and I’d believe her.
#Meryl Streep could play my father and I’d believe her.
#Meryl Streep could play me and I’d believe her
Meryl Streep could play Benedict Cumberbatch at the Oscars and I’d believe her
Meryl could play Leonardo DiCaprio and win...
mrsstamos:
sorry im jewish i cant twerk on the sabbath
“No, you can’t deny women their basic rights and pretend it’s about your...”
– President Barack Obama (via 1612th)
i want sushi
1612th:
i bet madonna was born on a leap day that’s probably why she thinks she’s 15
whenever people say they want to come to Canada i can’t help but think
“WHY?!?!”
nicholas cage: i'm going to impregnate the statue of liberty
2 tags
because i have like no followers i can probably get away with saying this so
we live in a culture where rapists don’t think they’re rapists and women can where what they want and say “i didn’t ask to be raped, yes i was drunk, yes i was unprepared, no i didn’t want to have sex, you’re slut shaming, i am sexually liberated etc”
but at the end of the day...
average girls on tumblr: omg someone come cuddle me ~ i love you please come to me ~ i never stop thinking about wut we could be. come lay with me by the fire. i just want u 2 txt me. i wish u knew how i felt.
me: I miss french fries.
Watchomg
average girls on tumblr: omg someone come cuddle me ~ i love you please come to me ~ i never stop thinking about wut we could be. come lay with me by the fire. i just want u 2 txt me. i wish u knew how i felt.
me: I miss french fries.
whatafuckinfamilypicture:
The fact that a politician like Rick Santorum can be successful in American politics just shows you how bad and outdated the American political system is
sadpenis:
soulja boy meets world
gossipgran:
i am 21 seconds into the first episode of skins and i’m stopping because the intro is so gay
1 tag
beyoncebeytwice:
*sits in dark room wrapped in snuggie and sips hot chocolate while illuminated by the warm glow of laptop*
1 tag
alyssia: omg. no one laughed at my jokes today! they were funny!
alyssia: OMG NOW I KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE YOU! BEING FUNNY BUT NO ONE UNDERSTANDS
me: i know.
all time loafster
1 tag
alyssia's impression of me
alyssia: so why did you call me stephanie?
alyssia: to slowly ruin your life
me: omg
3 tags
ignored in real life
ignored on the internet
gracie-loufreebush:
spielreins:
this is photographic evidence of janis bing (heehee pun intended)
apparently they’ve been together since 2006!!! how did i miss this
oh… my.. god.
mrsstamos:
petition to make anne frank a disney princess
1 tag
one time when i was 11 i was watering the plants outside my house and there was this guy walking across the street he had like long hair was dressed all grunge like and he was probably over the age of 16, anyways, he burped really fucking loud and i yelled to him “NOICE!” and then i sprayed myself with the garden hose and he saw and replied “NOICE”.
it was a great bonding...